Once upon a time there was a cow named Shan, and she lived on the farm and had lots of fun in the hay. She loved playing with the other animals, and sometimes she even liked pretending to be other animals. She liked pretending to be herself, and she liked pretending to be a pig, so sometimes when the farmer named Ben put by accident mud in her pen she rolled in it! And when the farmer got everything wrong, she played around in it. Then he made a sign showing what to do with each pen so he would not give the wrong animal the wrong thing. So it started to be just the cow! So what is that relief! So once a day Shan got along, and she didn't know this, but her friend the chicken had just had babies. It was a miracle! And they lived happily ever after. The end.
Mamma's note: This has been edited to help with tracking pronouns, and to clarify what the farmer did so he wouldn't give the wrong animal the wrong thing. Nonny explained that he "signed up" each pen - logical, but we decided it would be easier to explain if he made a sign.